Random Kid Conversations

Kaveri- "mom why do some peoples eyes go like this"  

        imagine her making chinese eyes like you did as a kid

Me- "that's how God made them"

Kaveri- " I hate that. Its freakin' me out!"

Kirstin- "it's so hot. I'm going to stand in my shadow so i can get some shade"

        and she was totally serious!

Me- "goodnight girls, love you"

Kylie-" goodnight.love you. don't let bugs in your bed bite you"

Me- going upstairs with the thought of bugs biting me in my bed. great.

Kaveri- "you and daddy do xyz in bed"

Me- "WHAT!" (laughing)

Kaveri- blushing. " you know xyz"

Me- "who said that"

Kaveri- "i dunno"

we still dunno where she got that from.......

Kylie is always getting into drawers. getting stuff out and putting them in her purse. Anytime something is missing i ask her first.

One day i come up the stairs and what do i see on the step? A gold wrapper, you know those wrappers that are in your bed side table for nighttime activities.

Me: "Kylie where are you"

walking around looking for her. found another gold wrapper.

Me: "KYLIE"

still searching for her. find her behind her bedroom door.

Kylie:"Look mommy balloons" one on each hand/arm

Me: laughing.... "Derek come look at your daughter"

Derek: without really thinking her blurts out "Kylie those are for daddy's peepee"

Me:still laughing "Derek !"

We have a little talk about how she is to not get into our drawers and play with the gold wrapper balloons.

Now a few days later Derek is in the bathroom about to pee.

Kylie: "wait daddy"

running away and coming back with a 'balloon'

Me: " Kylie Rae where did you get that"

running away again and coming back with a purse with 3 more opened 'balloons'

Kylie:"don't worry mommy i didn't get in your draw again, this is from last time"

I then realize that she has literally opened half a box of special balloons and we need a new hiding place.
........................................................

So I often tell the girls things like "your so sweet i wanna take a bite of you." Or i will hug them and say "i love you so much i just wanna eat you" . Then  i will do a move called 'corn on the cob', where i play bite their arm like i were eating corn really fast.

set up: kaveri and kylie are talking/giggling on the couch.

Kaveri- "Kylie your so funny i wanna eat your face"

Kylie- laughing historically

This morning while helping Kirstin get ready for school:

Kirstin- Since i lost my tooth i can't say int-r-sting right

(about 3 days ago)

me- you mean interesting?

us laughing

then she asked for help pulling her sock up,

so i yanked it up!

Kirstin- "great mom you gave me rug burn with my sock!"