MiKayla: "can we go down stairs? My brain hurts up here."
Me: "sure"
MiKayla: "will Daniel's wienie fall off when hes bigger?"
Me: "No way!"
Me and Kirstin made chinese stir-fry for dinner.
MiKayla: "what are these green things?"
Kaveri: "centipedes"
MiKayla: "the centipedes are yummy"
(they were snowpeas)
At dinner-family talk-
Me: " Kaveri what was your favorite thing about today"
Kaveri: "this morning when dad yelled at me before school,
it made my heart go beep,beep, beep!"
Enter super sarcastic tone and eye roll
Me: "sure"
MiKayla: "will Daniel's wienie fall off when hes bigger?"
Me: "No way!"
Me and Kirstin made chinese stir-fry for dinner.
MiKayla: "what are these green things?"
Kaveri: "centipedes"
MiKayla: "the centipedes are yummy"
(they were snowpeas)
At dinner-family talk-
Me: " Kaveri what was your favorite thing about today"
Kaveri: "this morning when dad yelled at me before school,
it made my heart go beep,beep, beep!"
Enter super sarcastic tone and eye roll
"I told you you I'm a good lipstick chapper"
Kylie: "What's for dinner?"
Me: "corn cheddar chowder" (soup)
MiKayla: "what did she say Kylie?"
Kylie: "chicken nugget soup"
Me: "MiKayla can you scoot over a little, your squishing me"
MiKayla: "no sorry mom, i don't want to get kidnapped"
While goof-ball dancing
Kirstin walks in: "mom are you twerking?"
Me: "Don't ever say that again!"
